Some of us must admit that when we read "the news," we skim. I sometimes make brief scans of world-changing, culture-defining and history-making stories. Do I care about what's going on in Iran, Saudi Arabia, North Korea, Sudan, the Congo, Pakistan, China on a bad day, Somalia, Utah, Iraq or any other place where things just seem screwed up civil rights-wise? Yes. But, apparently not enough to really do anything about it, or to even make it a focal point of my day. What has caught my attention for the past couple of weeks are these ten Baptist missionaries stuck in a Haitian jail for child trafficking. I wish there was some charming way to tell you that I am laughing as I write this, but there isn't, and I am. It's been bringing a smile to my face for two weeks to think of these cretins locked up in not just any jail, but a Haitian jail. From what I understand, it's not the most comfortable place to do time.
The fact that these jackals are behind bars with nothing to do but read the Bible and pray, has given me renewed belief in whatever we're referring to as God these days. And for once, he's sticking it to these mindless white simpletons who roam our country like lumbering cattle — fat, cud-chewing cows who think there's nothin' better than some token charity work, a little prayin' then maybe a little shoppin'.
At least this seems to be the demographic of the group's leader, Laura Silsby. This vapid, @%$-for-brains, entrepreneur-turned-missionary ran an internet shopping website before her most recent escapades. She's been sued several times for employees back wages, issued several citations for not having her car registered, and she's only been a Baptist for a couple years. Foresight and planning are not in her repertoire. And her excuse for getting caught with 33 orphans trying to cross the border into the Dominican Republic with no papers was this: she didn't know how the process worked.
Okay... but like 20 of these kids WERE NOT ORPHANS! Apparently, there was a cultural misunderstanding. These kids' parents were duped into thinking their children would be temporarily taken to a boarding school where they'd get an education and regular visits from Mom and Dad.
These Haitians were lied to, by "messengers of God." Do I think these missionaries deserve leniency since their hearts were in the right place? Or forgiveness? Or even pity? Hell no. Let 'em rot in that Haitian jail. It's the least God can do for us after that earthquake.
The fact that these jackals are behind bars with nothing to do but read the Bible and pray, has given me renewed belief in whatever we're referring to as God these days. And for once, he's sticking it to these mindless white simpletons who roam our country like lumbering cattle — fat, cud-chewing cows who think there's nothin' better than some token charity work, a little prayin' then maybe a little shoppin'.
At least this seems to be the demographic of the group's leader, Laura Silsby. This vapid, @%$-for-brains, entrepreneur-turned-missionary ran an internet shopping website before her most recent escapades. She's been sued several times for employees back wages, issued several citations for not having her car registered, and she's only been a Baptist for a couple years. Foresight and planning are not in her repertoire. And her excuse for getting caught with 33 orphans trying to cross the border into the Dominican Republic with no papers was this: she didn't know how the process worked.
Okay... but like 20 of these kids WERE NOT ORPHANS! Apparently, there was a cultural misunderstanding. These kids' parents were duped into thinking their children would be temporarily taken to a boarding school where they'd get an education and regular visits from Mom and Dad.
These Haitians were lied to, by "messengers of God." Do I think these missionaries deserve leniency since their hearts were in the right place? Or forgiveness? Or even pity? Hell no. Let 'em rot in that Haitian jail. It's the least God can do for us after that earthquake.
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